According to Sheriff Stilinski, everyone’s a kanima.
petition to crown Ellen DeGeneres and Neil Patrick Harris king and queen of the United States
so this has been the gay agenda all along
i dont want a job i just want paychecks
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok
i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”
"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-
That cat has a majestic mustache.
that one line in fanfiction that’s just so perfect it kills you and you have to take a minute to laugh or grin idiotically before you continue reading
notice how the anti-feminist rhetoric hasn’t changed? “Oh, you’re a feminist? you must never get laid, haha! that’s why you want equal rights for women!”
HA HA HA LADIES AMIRITE?
It’s incredible that people are so shocked that women were once treated like this, without realizing that women still get treated like this today for expressing themselves as being feminist.
Just For Fun - Ariel (C)DISNEY
please stop romanticizing Lord Farquad
Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone?
still my favorite
an example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comic panels