An Offbeat Refrain

bro-stridah:

carcinogenetistrider:

i was looking for pointy shades for a bro reference and i just typed in pointy shades and image

what. i am laughing so hard im crying why would someone even make these w h y

can you imagine if bro wore these thingads;ljas;

image

operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
fwips:

horsewool:

mystickatt:

he looks like he is trying not to cry

“Don’t look ma. don’t look at your little boy”

a broken man

fwips:

horsewool:

mystickatt:

he looks like he is trying not to cry

“Don’t look ma. don’t look at your little boy”

a broken man

the-other-l-word:

lomalfroy:

cornfuse:

cornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

you were cornfused

God dammit

gaskarths:

chrona:

helyon:

Only farmers understand these farmer meme

i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato

looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

gaskarths:

chrona:

helyon:

Only farmers understand these farmer meme

i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato

looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

jerkstorecalling:

waverace64:

did-you-kno:

Source 

it also is responsible for consolidation of long term memory and ur sense of smell but yeah just get rid of ur amygdala

Lifehack: Get a fucking lobotomy

jerkstorecalling:

waverace64:

did-you-kno:

Source 

it also is responsible for consolidation of long term memory and ur sense of smell but yeah just get rid of ur amygdala

Lifehack: Get a fucking lobotomy

carbon2:

silversolicitor:

ridge:

walking past your crush like

whoa

Jesus fucking Christ

stunningpicture:

Kids work together to create eternal recess

stunningpicture:

Kids work together to create eternal recess

simbuck-barnes:

everybodyilovedies:

Can you imagine Sebastian Stan getting the script for Cap 1 and being like “oh hey, check out what a ladies’ man I am! Look at all the chicks I’m scoring! No more sad gay boys for Sebastian!”

And then he gets the script for Cap 2.

"Well fuck.”

I CAMT STOP LAUGJNG

me in summer: which entire season should i watch tonight