An Offbeat Refrain

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

just-another-dream:

The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed

penguintim:

kaleloftardis:

tyleredrose:

would it kill Moffat to reference anything other than his own writing once in a while

He referenced The Girl In The Fireplace for most of the episode, shut up

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mangosmoothie7:

reina-negrita:

There’s so much going on here that needs explaining?
What is Taylor doing with her body?
why is lorde yodeling?
Why is jordin latched unto Jason like she don’t wanna catch some of the craziness that’s afflicting these white folks?
someone pls 

god

mangosmoothie7:

reina-negrita:

There’s so much going on here that needs explaining?

What is Taylor doing with her body?

why is lorde yodeling?

Why is jordin latched unto Jason like she don’t wanna catch some of the craziness that’s afflicting these white folks?

someone pls 

god

jackanthonyfernandez:

lgnacio:

dream fulfiller

I love Pitbull

theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

polople:

do you ever start writing a text post and halfway through you’re just like “nah” 

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

lazypacific:

i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday

agentdoubleoheaven:

if you don’t believe that the world revolves around men getting what they want just remember that boys can ask a girl out 5000 times and send her 60 boquets of flowers and sing love anthems outside her door and post endless letters in her locker or smthn asking her to love him and that’s sooo cute and chivalrous but when my female friend sent a text to her ex saying she still loved him my male friend called her a desperate needy child