An Offbeat Refrain

whortortle:

there is literally nothing better than when you accidentally come across a book that totally blows you away and it makes you feel that warm and full feeling that only books can give you

eternityinalake:

welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game

kate-wisehart:

that-botlane-guy:

decepticonsensual:

gamewiregirl:

This is Princess Dead Pool. My 3 year old told me EXACTLY how she wanted the costume to look and walked me through the entire thing, bossing me around. It was so much fun.

Always reblog Princess Deadpool.

THIS IS SO CUTE

All the deadpools posing with princess deadpool give me life.

the-bloggers-daughter:

purrfect-catastrophe:

the-bloggers-daughter:

the-bloggers-daughter:

I found some glasses

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im a wizard

no you aren’t. harry potter isn’t real.

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behind-a-wall-of-illusion:

kenweys:

this elevator does not go up or down it goes isosceles triangle and left

who the hell let willy wonka design another elevator

behind-a-wall-of-illusion:

kenweys:

this elevator does not go up or down it goes isosceles triangle and left

who the hell let willy wonka design another elevator

I’m the person that reads your tags.

octarina:

ugly:

i want to travel the world but i also want to stay home in bed

And this is why Bilbo Baggins speaks to my soul.

godotal:

The drawbacks of evolution

godotal:

The drawbacks of evolution

nokturnal:

shredtheaqua:

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

P sure I used this to break up with every single one of my boyfriends

My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.

best friend of the year.

Please don’t understand me too quickly.
André Gide, Autumn Leaves (via theimperfectideal)